Top twelve reasons why I am not married?

It's got to be at least one of the following reasons, got to be.

1. I'm a loser

1a. I'm too fat

1b. I'm too ugly

1c. I'm too broke

2. I'm too slow

3. I'm too fast

4. I'm too sad

5. I'm too cheap

6. I'm too lost

7. I'm too non-commital

8. I'm too nice

9. I'm too busy

10. I'm too serious

10. I'm too afraid

10. I'm too insane

11. I'm too lazy

11. I'm too picky

12. I'm too full of myself